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The $9 million man who pranked his coach about returning to the Roosters — and why nobody is laughing it off

by steveloxi
May 5, 2026
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Rugby Australia paid up to $9 million to secure Suaalii’s signature. The Roosters say he’s coming back in 2028. And when he pranked his Waratahs coach about returning to NRL — the joke landed a little too close to the truth.

On April 1, 2025, Joseph Suaalii walked up to NSW Waratahs coach Dan McKellar at training, looked him in the eye, and said: “I’m not sure if I was meant to tell you but I’ve been speaking to the Roosters and I think I’m going back there.”

It was an April Fools prank. Filmed by the Waratahs media team. McKellar’s reaction — a man who has invested heavily in building his team around Suaalii — was priceless. And the footage went viral instantly.

But here is what made it the most perfectly aimed joke in Australian sport in 2025: it wasn’t entirely funny. Because Suaalii is coming back to the Roosters. Not now. Not yet. But the return is already being talked about openly, publicly, by the people who matter most — including Nick Politis himself.

Rugby Australia’s contract to secure Suaalii — what the Roosters are competing against
Confirmed by Zero Tackle, October 2024. Includes a player option for two extra years.
What Rugby Australia paid — and why it matters

When Rugby Australia prised Joseph Suaalii away from the Sydney Roosters in March 2023, the financial scale of the deal was extraordinary. A contract worth up to $9 million — with a player option for two additional years — made Suaalii the highest-paid rugby union player in Australian history at 19 years old. Rugby Australia CEO Phil Waugh spoke openly about his excitement. The Wallabies made him central to their attacking plans. The deal was generational.

And yet — Nick Politis, sitting on the other side of the negotiating table, was already talking about the return. “Joseph is a good guy, a good kid,” Politis said. “It’s sad that we’ve lost him to union, but he tells us he’s coming back in 2028.”

“Joseph is a good guy, a good kid. It’s sad that we’ve lost him to union, but he tells us he’s coming back in 2028.”

— Nick Politis, Sydney Roosters chairman

A billionaire chairman publicly stating that the man who just signed a $9 million deal with another code has told him personally he is coming back. That is not a chairman clutching at straws. That is a man who knows something.

The Suaalii timeline — where he’s been and where he’s headed
2021–2024
66 games for the Sydney Roosters. NSW State of Origin debut. Widely regarded as the most exciting young winger in the NRL. Scores tries at will. Impossible to stop one-on-one.
Mar 2023
Announces switch to rugby union from 2025. Rugby Australia signs him for up to $9 million — with a player option for two extra years. The NRL world is stunned. The Roosters are philosophical.
Sep 2024
Final game for the Roosters — their preliminary final loss to the Melbourne Storm. Suaalii wraps up his NRL career and heads to the Wallabies camp for the UK and Ireland spring tour.
Nov 2024
Wallabies debut. Almost immediately — rumours circulate about cross-code loan discussions between the Roosters and Rugby Australia. Both parties confirm talks have occurred.
Apr 2025
The prank. Suaalii walks up to Waratahs coach Dan McKellar and tells him he’s going back to the Roosters. Filmed. Goes viral. Everyone laughs. Nobody forgets.
2026
Suaalii features on TV show Rivals: Sport vs Sport representing rugby union. Continues building his profile as one of Australia’s most marketable athletes — in either code.
2028
The Roosters’ plan. Nick Politis’ public expectation. After the 2027 Rugby World Cup in Australia, Suaalii returns to Bondi Junction — 24 years old, in the prime of his athletic career, and with something to prove in both codes.
Suaalii walked up to Waratahs coach Dan McKellar, mic’d up by the club’s media team, and delivered the line: “I’m not sure if I was meant to tell you but I’ve been speaking to the Roosters and I think I’m going back there.” McKellar’s reaction was everything. And the joke worked — not just because it was perfectly timed, but because every single person watching knew it wasn’t entirely impossible. That’s what made it land. The best April Fools pranks have a seed of uncomfortable truth in them. This one had a forest.

The prank revealed something important about how Suaalii himself relates to the Roosters and the NRL. You don’t choose that as your April Fools premise unless you know it resonates. You don’t make that joke if the idea of returning to the NRL feels completely foreign to you. Suaalii knew exactly why it would hit — because it touches something real.

What he brings back — and why the Roosters are planning for it

Suaalii will be 24 years old when his Rugby Australia contract expires after the 2027 Rugby World Cup. Twenty-four. In rugby league terms, that is the doorstep of a player’s prime years. He has 66 NRL games of experience — scoring at a remarkable rate, with 131 run metres per game, 5.6 tackles per game, and the kind of one-on-one defensive capability that made him arguably the best young outside back in the competition before he left.

Add two years of elite rugby union physicality — the scrums, the contact work, the defensive structures of Test-level rugby — and what the Roosters get back in 2028 is not the teenager who left. It is a fully developed, physically complete, world-class athlete returning to the code where he was already a star.

The Roosters are planning for this. The salary cap space being kept for Nawaqanitawase, Manu and Suaalii’s potential returns in 2027-28 is a genuine structural consideration in how they build the roster right now. Trent Robinson has spoken about the value of players who know the Roosters’ system. Suaalii grew up in it. He knows every call, every structure, every culture note. His return would not require a settling-in period. It would be a homecoming.

The one question nobody has answered

Does Suaalii actually want to come back? The prank suggests the idea is never far from his mind. Politis’ public statement suggests the conversations are real. The cross-code loan discussions — which both Rugby Australia and the NRL confirmed occurred — suggest both parties are at least open to the possibility.

But Suaalii is also performing at the highest level of rugby union. He debuted for the Wallabies. He is central to their attacking plans for the 2027 World Cup. He has a $9 million contract with a player option for two extra years — meaning he could extend to 2029 if he chooses. The NRL return is not guaranteed. It is a probability being planned for, not a certainty being announced.

The April Fools prank played perfectly because it contained the most important ingredient of any great joke — a grain of truth that makes you laugh and then think. Joseph Suaalii is the $9 million man who pranked his coach about returning to the Roosters. The coach laughed. The internet laughed. And Nick Politis — watching from Bondi Junction — smiled quietly and kept on planning for 2028.

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